MembeanReviews of membean.com

While back when I was sitting on my couch, Membean gave me a notification warning about not completing my daily goals and threatened to call child support on me, I was so spooked I hid my kids in the basement and fed them with some leftover parmesan and laid them a hay bed. Yesterday, they somehow escaped and called the police on me, I tried explaining that it was Membean's fault but they didn't believe me and now I'm going into the slammers for child abuse and neglection along with drug possession charges. Thanks a lot.

bad app I wish Italians were real

I was on my bed and I saw a me bean notification and I busted so hard the door flew out of the window.

my house burned down because of membean. so i was playing fornite then i remember i had membean. so i paused my game but i forgot to close fornite and my computer cant handle more then 1 tabs so my computer turned on fire and burned my house down.

I know it doesn't make sense how did a sight that is supposed to improve your spelling cause such a horrible fate of my dog. well, I was doing my daily membean training when I missed a few questions in a row I received an email from membean I was confused like what why am i getting an email from a vocab site well turns out membean is more violent than Duolingo the email read "if you 2 more questions you can go ahead and say goodbye to that dog of yours. "I was confused and of course just believed it was a joke, so I just ignored it and continued with my membean I missed a question, and I heard a shot fired in the back yard. I ran to the back yard to see a bean, not just any bean a membean next to my dog laying there motionless I chased after membean but he escaped... when my wife and kids returned I had already buried the dog I told my wife everything that happened but she did not believe me so she took the kids and left fearing I was dangerous or insane so you see thats how membean ruined my life.

I've been sticking with Membean for about 3/4 of a school year so far, and the only thing it has taught me were 3 words that describe itself: laborious, unsightly, and inanimate. Oh, I used 'inanimate' wrong. Maybe that wouldn't be a problem if the site didn't just let you know that a word exists but also how to use it in a sentence. Seriously, there's a difference between a large vocabulary vs a vocabulary with definitions. Also, it's not 2008 and I'm not a newborn. For the love of all that is holy, reject tradition and embrace modernity, guys. Tl;DR: Ugly 2008 site, words aren't given context, very repetitive.

my son has gone insane because his teacher gave him a horrible grade and he is in a mental asylum and sees faces in the dark.

My name is Landon Demers and this is my experience after using this site my wife and kids left me they took my house they took my cars they ate my favorite chair but at least I know what animosity means. yippee, thanks membean. True story by the way