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Membean consumed my whole family

I dislike membean is a bad thing to do and reminds me of iready, we got that away for a reason. CANCEL MEMBEAN!!!!!!!!!

one day I was doing normal school work when my teacher made my class do membean and everyone hated it. (except the teachers pets) and i was kinda mutual but then it started ASKIN ME WHAT THE CHOTIC IN PSYCHOTIC MENT!!!!!! so then I flipped out and started blasting my playlist in my airpods and MY GRADE WENT DOWN CUZ OF IT LIKE WHAT THE HECK MEMBEAN I THOUGHT WE WERE HOMIES!!!! YOU TRAITOR!!!!!!! so overall it sucks.

this website is not skibbi and it will kick you out when you hit X so annoying then you have to go back in ugh not skibbi.

I get no value out of this as I already know all the words this application is feedings me, I’m in high school and it’s treating me like im illiterate, also very easy for a relatively intelligent person to get ai/bottled scrims off the internet to bot the thing and not have to do any work at all which I usually do, because like I said, I gain nothing from spending 15 minutes every day on this

It was a rainy day that day when i see a ad for an application named membean it advertised it could increase your vocabulary by %42.0 in just 6.9 weeks in 15 minutes sessions, recently had been feeling quite dumb so i thought why not its free anyway and can’t do any harm, or so i thought. At first i kinda liked it learning new exquisite words but with time it started to get boring. A week later after getting first kinda got boring so i decided to watch scraps_junkyard a new up and coming streamer on twitch he has the best clip farms. Sitting down with the Kai Cenat burger from McDonald’s, i watched twitch and doomed on TikTok watching knee surgery videos, fazemas clips, chill guy videos, low taper fade edits with millions of likes and views, top 5 things we are bringing into 2025 videos, and pure brainrot. I made sure to watch it all in 2x speed scrolling in max speed to maximize dopamine levels all while listening to yeat. “Ahh peak entertainment” I exclaimed but just then i got a notification from membean and remembered i still had 15 minutes to do this week but then I realized it was a text from a unknown number, i thought that was odd but i just kept watch tiktok and the stream because membean had started to hurt my soul because of how boring it was, i so wish i just did the lesson. Then again another text from the unknown number it read “listen here fat stupid loser get on membean or you will see what happens” i brushed it off and keep rotting my brain on TikTok. Then another notification this time it read “LAST WARNING DO YOUR MEMBEAN” this time i got a little worried but again i brushed it off. A few minutes later i heard a knocking noise on my door my blood run cold and i thought the romoured membean secret police was here to get me but then I remembered i had order more McDonald’s and i open the door i was relieved to see the beautiful orange bag of DoorDash but just then he reached in the bag and pulled out a syringe filled with evil black fent juice and I immediately slammed the door and walked behind the couch but then the door shattered into pieces and the ran and pricked me in the neck and I immediately feel asleep. when i woke i was in a Dungeness room with with pieces of real life people and chains scattered everywhere then man came and said “time for your shift” he bought to a massive field their lay 10,000 of Colombian cokcane plants. Then i see Mrs Schneider with a whip she whips me and says start collecting the coke and i get every time i stop working a whip hits my back at mach 3 speeds later i sit in body filled dungeon pondering upon why i didn’t do my membean and when Mrs Schneider comes and says follow me i follow her to a room at the end of the was George droyd and tons of slaves were shoveling coke and fent into him then i was chained to a table and a machine ripped my chest and ripped half of my soul out and inmplanted into George he came to life and he turned into George hitl*r droyd fentreacter 4 and destroyed the entire premises and made skeleton n*zis to come out of the ground and kill everyone. The end

I was heading to my office desk job when i saw an ad for membean. The ad stated, "15 minutes a day increases your vocabulary range by 6.9% weekly!!". I was intrigued, so i got membean. I was using it fine for the first month, until i was running late for work. I only got 12 minutes of my membean done that day. That day i kept on seeing weird things. Things being misplaced, odd, or just feeling off. After work was over, i had taken the subway home. I was feeling quite hungry as of then, so i went to McDonalds too eat their brand new chicken big mac. It was delicious, but unfulfilling. I then started eating more and more food, yet the only thing being disappearing was my money. I kept on seeing PetCo ads on the way ack home. An unusual amount. Some i hadn't even seen on the way to work. Later i arrived home and immediately set my eyes on a giant feast, all in fancy plates, lying on the ground. After all of the unquenching mcdonalds i had had earlier, this was like finding an oasis in the desert. I licked my lips as i hastily dug in. Once i was nearly done, i was feeling quite full, so i went to the bathroom. There was an odd silence after i had gotten out. There was something missing. Something loud. It set in almost instantly. My dog, Bessie, was not barking. I hurriedly rummaged around the house looking for her, when i saw her head peeking out of a blanket. I was surprised and hopeful that she was there, just asleep. Not wanting to awaken her, i went to bed for the night. When i woke up, the same silence arose. I thought, "Why is she still asleep? She should be awake by now.". I then thought that she might be sick. I rushed to her and nearly threw up. Her head was a slight hue of green, and the only other thing remaining of her was the skeletal structure. I looked around panicked, searching for the feast i had eaten the previous day, but the only thing in its certain area was Bessie. The only logical reason i had thought of was that i had been so hungry that i hallucinated my dog as a fulfilling feast. The only thing that could've caused that was my lack of finishing my Membean lesson. For the love of all that is holy, please, dear reader, always finish your lesson.

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