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Horrible just horrible

I was peacefully enjoying my very interesting life, doing my DUOLINGO (i had a 363 streak) until my teacher told me i was failing my class because i wasnt doing my membean... (This was not good bc i had like a B bc i forgot to do it) I told myself i would do it but... i forgot to do it again for another day, by this time the week was already over which meant that my teacher would put in the grades for it. My grades dove off a cliff... this time, i PROMISED myself, I WAS GOING TO DO IT. But when i was doing it the next day at 11:59pm duolingo texted me... the message read "im waiting for you... your streak..." I then started to fumble and mulittask trying to log into my phone for duolingo... it was too late... my 364 streak was gone. I tried to revive it but i could not revive or unfreeze it. I looked at my streak slowly fading into the distance, i whispered to it quietly "goodbye my well cherished streak..." then... with the last millisecond, the clock reached 12 am... my streak was gone.

I am forever traumatized. I was happy then membean killed my whole family.

Once upon a time I was a happy human citizen on planet earth. I had a loving family and an amazing life. But then membean came and It was so traumatizing I started edging. I vowed to stay away from mebean for the rest of my life. My teacher gave me a D in english because i didn't do my membean. My parents then disowned me cuz I'm not becoming a doctor with a D in english. Then I had to become a outcast and sell bottle caps for a living. Btw membean if u want to stop traumatizing children you should make the images better quality and add animations to it.

hahahahaah

membean gave me ADHD and depression now I have to go back to my country.

it just sucks I don't learn anything I would rather do anything else

membean stole my fortinte victory royale and hawk tuahd me grades down to 0.000007% and drank all my slurp juice