Lume DeodorantReviews of lumedeodorant.com

AMIR SMUGLEDE "HEMMELIGE MIDLER" TIL MIG efter at jeg havde færdiggjort min vagt som snerydder i Habibistan på Antarktika, var jeg på vej hjem, men på vejen kom en mystisk mand ved navn Amir. Amir sagde til mig at han kender min type, og vidste hvilke "midler" jeg længdes efter. Han havde efterfulgt mig i mange dage, hele vejen over mod Niggystan området, hvor jeg bor. han sagde han ville vente med at approach mig til at der ikke var nogen omkring os. disse "midler" var meget meget hemmelige og yderst ulovlige på disse egne. størstedelen af indbyggerene på Antartika er nemlig fra Indien, også jeg selv rejste fra Indien fra mange år siden, da jeg ville gøre min drøm som snerydder til virkelighed. Amir sagde også at han kendte til alle de problemer jeg gik og døjede med, han vidste at jeg arbejde overtid i snemarkerne, og at jeg dyrkede sneskovling i min fritid. jeg spurgte ham derefter "hmmm men er dette middel ikke ulovligt her på antartika?" - "jo, det kan jeg love dig for at det er" - "hvor meget skal du have for det?" - "4 portioner doggo masala, jeg ved du laver den godt, især med dalmatiner" "DEAL!" sagde jeg, men Amir havde nu endnu en betingelse. "jeg ved hvad du laver med ham din kæreste" - "bum fingering?" - "NEJ FOR NIGULAN DA! håndlavede lerfigurer din sibiri!!" "nååååååååå, ja dem, hvilken form vil du da have?" "en figur af en lille abe men en overraskende stor hale, der også er lidt tyk, men ikke for rug, og omkring 20 centimeter nok" mig og Amir aftalte at han ville få de 4 portioner doggo masala og abefiguren inden næste fredag. om torsdagen mødtes vi så nede bag den lokale Netto jeg gav ham de 4 portioner doggo masala, og den lille abefigur med den store glatte hale ud af lommen trak Amir så det ulovlige middel. det var den fineste deodorant fra Lume Deodorant. Amir sagde at Deodorant nemlig var yderst forbudt i hans hjemland og på antartika. næste dag blev jeg dog overfladet af niggytiet [det antarktiske politi] fordi de havde kunne dufte det ulovlige middel. kan klar anbefale

My first impression of lume was the smell. It was not good, but... using it was great. I love it, especially the tangerine. I am a woman in menopause so that should say a lot. I also have extra activities outside in the south that causes anyone to sweat, a lot!! Then I tried lume with sweat control. Yep, I am back to the original. It does not control odor . I world rather sweat than have odor. I love Lume. Just not the sweat control.

I'm female, age 61, and trying to get through menopause. I purchased the product through Fred Meyers because they're great about returns if a product fails. I bought 2 of the Lavender Sage, whole body sprays. One can the spray nozzel stopped working partailly through, so it was returned for a refund. The other can the nozzell got stuck 'on' and it wouldn't stop spraying so I threw it away. I'm trying the Whole Body Deodorant. When I use it at night then it get's me through 24-hours. I haven't been able to make it to the advertised 72-hours. So far after using it 3-months, I like the product and will continue to use it.

Purchased the dial up and it worked just fine for me. The price is a lot, so I am back to my regular deo.

I have not used the main products but I did order the bar soap. I love it! The coconut is wonderful and left my skin feeling great.

I’ve been using Lume for a month now and I’m loving it. I have tangerine and unscented cream deodorant tubes. I do notice a bit of a smell in the unscented one but only when I’m applying it. I’ve never been someone who gets bad BO. I shower every day and reapply every second day. If it wasn’t so expensive I would give it 5 stars. Overall I’m a very happy customer and plan to continue buying it when on sale and as long as they offer free shipping and duty to Canada. Quite surprised to see so many negative reviews on here.

Not sure if I just stink less than most people, but I love this product. The powder scent is amazing and it works for me. I’ve never tried the 72 hour test, because I’m one of those people that actually takes a shower every day, but for the 24 hour window that I have it on between the showers, it works wonderfully. Some of the other scents aren’t as appealing as the powder scent I will admit. Four stars instead of five because it’s too expensive.

I bought the tangerine...no body odor 24 hrs later...sure works better than any antiperspirant and deodorant that I have used in the past. Though I bought the deodorant, I was completely dry and odor-free. Can't wait to try the powder scent. Gave 4 stars because not completely loving the tangerine but it's ok.