Lume DeodorantReviews of lumedeodorant.com

I ordered Lume from their website on December 13,22. I tried calling but it’s a bogus number! It rings and rings then you’re disconnected! So After several emails I finally received a response last week informing me that one of my items is currently unavailable so they will refund me for that specific item. The rest of my items will be shipped in 5-10 business days.. after waiting an entire month already!!! They tried blaming the mail carrier for lost packaging. However, when I logged into my account prior to that notification it read, “ Your order has been filled on December 19th. You will receive an email when it ships.” I NEVER RECEIVED THE NOTIFICATION THAT IT WAS SHIPPED SO HOW COULD THE CARRIER OF LOST IT???? Nice try Lume but you have been caught in your own lies!!! They are unprofessional and unreliable!!! I have yet to receive notification that anything has shipped! Yesterday, I sent another email canceling my entire order and asking for a total refund! Of course they haven’t responded nor do I expect them to. They have had over 93 dollars since December 13th and I’ve had zero merchandise from them! I will never order from Lume again nor will I purchase it in any retail store that happens to carry Lume. I will tell anyone who will listen to do the same!!! Any company that ignores their customers concerns, takes their money, then puts the blame of their mistakes on someone else are cowards and thieves!!! NEVER AGAIN LUME!!!

Is just perfume, and smells like flowers. Why not just shower if you think you stink? Personally, I know that most humans prefer the natural scent of a natural woman. We don’t stink. Our scent is intoxicating. Invigorating and luxurious, unless we are Ill or unclean or dirty. Napoleon once wrote to Josephine, “ I’ll be in Paris in Three days. Don’t bathe.” Take pride in your scent and womanhood.

Never received my order yet I have a tracking number that doesn't exist in UPS.

I must have been left out of the conversation 60 years ago when Mom told the kids about personal hygiene, becasue I was always under the impression that when your butt, crotch, or feet smelled so bad that you were wishing there was a deodorant that could handle the problem, you would actually consider TAKING A SHOWER instead!!! And if your an adult and single, maybe you should consider telling your boyfriend that he shouldn't kiss you in those spots because they just might not taste very good, after you spread this crap all over your body!!!! A deodorant for your ass? REALLY?

Not only are the commercials for this product offensive and unprofessional, this product is worst! Every gynecologist in this world will tell you to never put lotions, creams, etc. in your private area because it could cause an infection. This product is most likely not good for your body.

I decided to give them a try, so in June of 2022, I placed an order for their one of the bundles, and at that time, they were giving a free item. OK, that was a plus. After a month passed without nothing from them, so, I reached out to them and was told that they ran out of one of the items so it would be shipped out the following week, OK that's fine at least they let me know. Two weeks later, I got an email telling me that they were having problems with the shipping because they were in the process of moving to a larger place . A week later, another email telling me that they canceled my order, and SORRY,but here is a 25% off coupon for your NEXT order ( I thought to myself, they got to be kidding). I went out to the website to look at my order and what they had run out of in the first place to delay my order was the Free Item, they could have shipped out my order with an apology for the free item. Now we are in November, and I get another email from them telling me how sorry for everything and gave me a code for $25 off my next order and please try them again so I did. I ordered on one of their Christmas adds and got another 10% off (I believe, can't remember the %off) so I ordered one of their starter bundles and low and be hold two weeks later I got my order all excited, I opened the mailing bag it was sent in there was 2 tunes of Deodorant, one tube of bodywash, and one package of Deodorant Wipes. Sounds good right.... Wrong you know when you go into a store to get the little tunes to put in your suitcase for traveling, that's exactly what I got, Deodorant was a .5oz tube body wash was a 1.5oz tube and 15 Deodorant Wipes. For the $25. You say so you didn't have to pay anything for it because of the $25 code, however what if I hadn't had that code and payed the $34.98 and the Deodorant was supposed to be 3.8oz tube. And the other reviews reviews that talked about the smell they were right when you put it on it first smell like you didn't put on any Deodorant and you have sinky pits then a bit later the smell is gone but in my case that's when my pits started to itch until I washed it off.

0* Waiting over a month for an order stuck in transit. However, customer service will not respond. Also don’t a phone number option to even try to get the issue resolved. Never had this problem before December 2022 making it difficult to review this company in the angriest manner. UPS doesn’t have my order yet it came to my town then was sent back to another ups several miles away. Starting to think they are officially a scam!!!

After a few weeks of using Lume, I have a horrible rash under my breasts and at my underpants line. Be careful it can cause a miserable rash.