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Got me off on a $10 dollar parking citation
So I was charged with 1. International Atrocities & Universal Jurisdiction Crimes Genocide (and direct/public incitement to commit genocide) Crimes Against Humanity (Extermination, Enslavement, Forced Disappearance) Ethnic Cleansing / Forced Population Transfer War Crimes (Systemic violations of the Geneva Conventions) Use of Prohibited Weapons (Chemical, biological, or radiological warfare) Human Experimentation without consent or under coercion Engineered Famine / Deprivation of vital resources as a weapon of war Aggression (Unlawful state-sponsored invasion or destruction) 2. Targeted Attacks on Law Enforcement & Justice Systems Aggravated Murder of a Sworn Law Enforcement Officer Capital Assassination of a Judicial Officer (Judge, Magistrate) Murder/Assassination of a Prosecutor or Court Official Retaliatory Murder of a Witness or Confidential Informant Terrorism Targeting First Responders / Ambush of Law Enforcement Assassination of a Head of State or Federal Official Treason / Levying war against the state or aiding armed enemies Sedition / Armed insurrection against government authority Armed Assault on a Correctional Facility / Forced Prison Break using lethal force 3. Extreme Physical Violence, Torture & Mutilation Aggravated Torture (Under color of law or private enterprise) Mayhem (Malicious disfigurement, blinding, or permanent disabling) Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law resulting in death or severe bodily injury Aggravated Kidnapping resulting in severe bodily harm or death Hostage-Taking under threat of mass execution Aggravated Child Abuse resulting in permanent injury or death Severe Human Trafficking (Forced labor, slavery, or organ harvesting) 4. Mass Casualty, Bioterrorism & Weapons of Mass Destruction Use of a Weapon of Mass Destruction (WMD) Detonation of an Explosive Device causing mass casualties Bioterrorism / Intentional release of lethal pathogens or toxins Agro-terrorism / Contamination of public water, food supplies, or agricultural infrastructure Mass Arson / Aggravated arson resulting in loss of human life Aircraft Hijacking / Piracy resulting in destruction or loss of life Cyber-Terrorism targeting critical infrastructure (power grids, medical facilities) resulting in death 5. Aggravated Felonies & Complex Enterprise Crimes Aggravated Sexual Assault involving deadly weapons, torture, or multiple perpetrators RICO Violations (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations involving murder/extortion) Conspiracy to Commit Mass Violence or Acts of Terrorism Providing Material Support to Designated Terrorist Organizations Solicitation or Murder-for-Hire of public officials or civilians Armed Carjacking or Robbery resulting in severe bodily injury or fatal casualties here are some of my other crimes 1. Maritime, Aviation & High-Seas Crimes Piracy on the High Seas Resulting in Death Aviation Sabotage / Destruction of Commercial Aircraft Seizure or Hijacking of Maritime Vessels or Offshore Platforms Maritime Terrorism / Intentional scuttling or detonation of vessels in commercial waterways Aggravated Mutiny / Armed revolt resulting in slaughter or abandonment at sea Castaway Abandonment / Intentional marooning without supplies leading to death 2. Nuclear, Radiological & Critical Infrastructure Sabotage Use or Trafficking of Radiological Dispersion Devices ("Dirty Bombs") Sabotage of Nuclear Power Facilities or Containment Systems Cyber-Attacks on Critical Infrastructure (Electrical grids, 911 networks, hospital systems) resulting in mass fatalities Interference with Air Traffic Control Navigation leading to mass-casualty accidents Detonation of an Electromagnetic Pulse (EMP) Device against civilian infrastructure Unlawful Acquisition or Transfer of Special Nuclear Material 3. Severe Exploitation, Trafficking & Systemic Abuse Transnational Sex Trafficking of Minors Human Trafficking for Involuntary Organ Harvesting Recruitment and Deployment of Child Soldiers (War Crime under the Rome Statute) Involuntary Servitude and Slavery under threat of torture or execution Systemic Deprivation of Medical Care or Food to captive populations Forced Sterilization or Systematic Reproductive Coercion 4. Chemical, Biological & Environmental Warfare Crimes Production, Stockpiling, or Use of Chemical Weapons (e.g., nerve agents, blister agents) Production, Stockpiling, or Use of Biological Toxins (e.g., anthrax, ricin) Ecocide / Widespread, long-term, and severe destruction of natural ecosystems during conflict Poisoning or Contamination of Public Water Reservoirs or Municipal Food Supplies Environmental Terrorism and more.