Benji B.
Iman - Holy protector of the common man
Iman (a riff on Emmanuel, one of the names of Jesus) is a former world-class Sushi Chef who studied in Toyko. A renowned polymath, he was able to incorporate his understanding of sushi preparation, fluid dynamics, the strange quantum behavior of pulsars, binary machine language & morse code into a combined approach to beat the markets. Having completely mastered trading and no longer caring about money, he looked upon the myriads of losing retail traders being led astray by false prophets, and his bowels were moved with compassion for them. Eschewing his superior intelligence, he adopted a "shucks darn" approach allow him to connect with the common man through the youtubes, on the internets that Al Gore invented. And, like his name's sake Jesus did in the temple when he got angry at the people using it for business, Iman is committed to using his superpowers to cast the evil doers out from the temple, the sacred financial markets, his father's house. All of the frauds, money changers and evil doers quake and tremble before him, wondering if they will be the next one publicly exposed by Emmanual, aka Jesus/Iman. For this, some evidoers with a lot to lose are trying to crucify him, but they will never succeed. His cause is just. His walk is righteous, and his his understanding of fluid dynamics is unimpeachable. Keep on protecting the masses, Iman, my man.