Gramma's SausagesReviews of grammassausages.com

Got my BUILT FORD TOUGH Boyfriend 2.0 and it's been great! The color matches my skintone beautifully and how realistic it looks has been incredible for my dysphoria. My only notes is that it was larger in girth than I was hoping for and that the texture of the head is a little... dry? Way more texture than what I've experienced with other sausages, personally. I would love to see other toys with a smoother head texture. Still in love with what I purchased and am looking forward to buying from Gramma again!

Excellent customer service, they took the extra time to get my packer just right and I couldn't be happier. Gramma communicated quickly over this and even included a packing jock due to the delay. I loved this and bought a couple more straight away, great jocks! My Packer is the best i've ever had, I get so much euphoria from it. In looks, in texture, with the F3 secret silicone combo and the + core, easily passes the grab test. The color, paint and mold/shape look awesome too. I have worn this constantly since I received it. Thanks Gramma!

I just received my Frank 2.0 with the F3 today and I LOVE it!!! I feels and looks real and now I want the pack and play (mostly for play) AMAZING company with amazing customer service

I got the Andoillette with the newly developed F3+. I honestly love this packer and I’ve never felt like I’ve had a packer that looked and felt like it was attached to my body. The skin tone matching is perfect, super realistic looking and feeling. I think it looks like a cis penis, so do my friends and my cis male boyfriend (he said it weirds him out how real it looks lol). My only gripe with it is that you can see the mesh layer through some of the silicone and I’m not sure if it’s a good or bad thing, I’m sure it’s just cosmetic and it doesn’t matter bc who’s looking at it besides me anyways? And it came with a small tear in the balls which is hardly noticeable but I’ll be keeping my eye on. Andrew’s handiwork is amazing and you can tell he puts his heart into every prosthetic he makes. I’ve owned a lot of packers and this is the best one by far.

I got the Brot F3 with the mesh. I love the very real feel of it! My cis partner felt it and was really impressed as well. I like to go to lots of gay parties and kinky events and this guy feels so natural in a jock that I forget it’s a packer. I was a little thrown off by the odd patches of shiny-ness but I didn’t buy it for display purposes and it in no way impress the functionality (if it were an STP it might be different). I love the inner core and how squishy everything feels. It’s a bit heavier than my other packer but it is so much more comfortable. It did take a really long time to ship (about 2 months) but I absolutely love it!

I decided to get a premade STP because I’ve been wanting to try one of gramma’s packers and I’ve been wanting an STP that doesn’t look like a boner when you pack with it. If you’re in the same boat, I would definitely recommend one of gramma’s sausages! Packing: I got (I believe) the Andoilini model which has pretty huge balls on it, so if your frame isn’t very large I’d recommend waiting to have a custom made- if the available premades are on the larger side. It still packs surprisingly well due to the super soft silicone in the balls, so it compresses nicely in pants :) In basketball shorts you might look like you have a big package, but doesn’t look very boner like lol. Aesthetically it’s pretty realistic, albeit a bit shiny. It also has a nice heft to it (13 oz of sausage 😳). Overall I really like it! Peeing: Now this part is gonna be a challenge for a while if you haven’t previously used a Spouti, like myself. Out of the box you get the Spouti and two tubes, so if you mess up one of them or just need a spare, you’re covered. They come pretty long so I would recommend trimming yours down a bit to fit your anatomy better. When I was able to place it correctly, it worked like a charm! I was pleasantly surprised with how natural the flow was :) I still need to adjust to using this type of STP but I can already tell that it will greatly improvement my life. Overall: Good for packing, good for peeing (with a steep learning curve lol). Would recommend! Thank you Gramma :]

They put so much time and effort into producing a fantastic product. Their customer service was incredible and fast. One of the smaller staffed companies in this industry, but they not only produce a superior product, but they also are faster in answering any questions or concerns. Beyond 10/10 across the board.

Super happy with my purchase! It’s incredibly realistic looking and feeling. I bought a semi-hard laulau and it’s great! Definitely going to buy a smaller packer and a super hard laulau