Ariadne S.
You would be better off donating your loved one to actual vampires
My mother passed unexpectedly in 2017 from pancreatic cancer. She was very young but her entire life she looked out for others. She had tried to arrange her own funeral when she realized she was terminal. In our hometown there had been a reputable funeral home but this evil company bought it. Mom had made the mistake of arranging the collection of her body with them. Her ONLY wish was to be cremated within 24 hours of her death. That was the only thing she asked my brother and I to ensure. But this company made sure it didn't happen. When she died they took her but were hours late meaning my poor mom's body was in rigor by the time they showed up. I deal with skeletons all the time, but when it's someone you love that's painful. They couldn't even be asked to meet with us the next day and despite the contract they were keeping her body. They demanded we pay for their funeral package despite our plan to have her memorial at a family church so that the rest of her family could pay their respects. They wanted us to pay tens of thousands of dollars well in excess of what mom had agreed to and they threatened to dump her body if we didn't pay. (And yes, that is illegal. Didn't stop them.) My brother had right of attorney in regards to my mom's body so while I was involved, the point was that if I could not get there his signature was all that would be needed. He made it clear that they were in violation of the contract. Mom had asked for her cremains to be placed in a pine box and my brother wanted to make it himself so hours later as we were picking out wood and hinges and so forth these ghouls called me and said that they wanted me to sign paperwork without my brother's knowledge. I played dumb and handed the phone to my brother. Even if they had procured my signature the previous agreements would have nullified it and I was furious that these ghouls were trying to drive my family apart. My brother of course refused to comply with their demands because they were breaking contracts and demanding tens of thousands of dollars. They were also refusing to release mom's body to us so we couldn't even go to a reputable funeral service. Again, that's also illegal. This company broke multiple laws, extorted money, and behaved absolutely ghoulishly. They tried to bully us, they called me by an incorrect title intentionally to insult me, they tried to contact both me and my brother separately in order to turn us against one another, and they made continual threats regarding what they were going to do with mom's body. My brother finally found a way to pay them their exorbitant fee despite the fact that they did not provide the services they were contractually obligated to fulfil and we were given cremains that I hope to God were actually my mother. These ghouls are evil. Pure evil. Do not use them. You'll be better off digging a hole yourself. Again, don't do that because that is also illegal, but do not do not DO NOT use this awful "service." Again, they mishandled my mom's remains, they tried to pit my brother and I against each other, they extorted thousands of dollars that we really couldn't spare, and they delayed the cremation. The ONE thing my mom asked for they screwed up intentionally. Death is hard but unless you hate your relative and yourself and are okay with being involved in multiple illegal actions and want to see contracts torn up for fun and giggles do not use this company. I will continue to write these bad reviews for them because my beloved mom's memorial was completely wrecked due to these evil money grubbing ghouls.



