Greenock T.
Even though we had a pre‑booked table
Even though we had a pre‑booked table, we were left standing far too long before being seated. It then took around half an hour for our meal to arrive, only to be told later that we had another half an hour to finish because the next party was due. The drinking glasses looked dirty (maybe just the design, but not reassuring), the pizza crust was burnt, and the noise level was unbearable. Another guest couldn't finish their battered fish because of the hard crusted batter, For the bill being over £300, this wasn’t an enjoyable meal — it felt rushed, stressful, and more like an ordeal than a night out. I'll NOT BE BACK.


