Rory
Do you have too much money?
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Response from BrainsmateAug 30, 2026
Dear Rory, We’re sorry to hear how frustrating this experience has been. We understand your concerns regarding the subscription terms, refund process, and the communication you received from our team. We would like to clarify that, according to the information available to us, your response to our message confirming the refund offer was received more than 7 days after the original purchase date. As a result, the request was considered outside the timeframe specified in our Refund Policy. We understand that this may have been disappointing, especially given the previous communication regarding the refund options. However, the 7-day refund period is calculated from the date of purchase, rather than from the date a refund offer is made or the date of our communication. If you have any questions or would like us to review the details of your case, please contact our Customer Support Team. Customer Support Team BrainsMate