Kenneth W.
Must be the moon is in klutz again - another late horoscope
Regardless of how well-written, entertaining, or accurate Susan's monthly horoscopes are, it is frustrating to find that they are chronically late. I offer two suggestions: 1) since astrology uses a set of rules regarding relative positions and movements of celestial bodies, as well as the human characteristics associated with the astrological signs, and these things are already known, when you write a horoscope for April, wouldn't it be possible to look forward and include what to expect in the first few weeks of May? When May is published, recap what was said previously, provide new information for May, and look forward to what to expect in June? An alternative suggestion, which follows on the principles stated above - couldn't an astrologer (at a time when she is well, or has no family trauma with which to deal) sit down and write a bunch of months in advance so monthly horoscopes will be published on time? Presumably, Susan already knows what the planets will be up to in 2028 in my chart. I'm reminded of the time my friend Jim, who was a hair stylist, cut the hair of the psychic whose shop was next to his. When the psychic asked 'how much for a cut and color?' Jim replied, 'I don't know, you're the psychic, you tell me!


