KKB
I straight up love this bank
I straight up love this bank. The Swansea tellers are a delight. In the middle of my transaction I sprung a leak and began bleeding. “BLAST!” I exclaimed as ruby red droplets began to cascade down my finger putting me at risk of failing to sign the electronic signature pad. Worried about the sanitary safety of future customers, Maria SPRUNG into action providing tissues and producing a box of bandaids. If BandAid quick draw ever becomes an Olympic sport she is SURE to bring home gold. Unfortunately “Twinkletoes,” my bloodletting nemesis, had stolen the last of the Bandaids. Luckily some quick thinking and tissues had me stopped up and readily prepared to give all of my money away tomorrow for the first of the month. I already look forward to my return once I have more money to sprinkle around like I’m in a Dr. Dre video next month just so I can see the Swansea crew again. #WHAMAGEDDON4LIFE
Response from Mechanics Cooperative BankApr 2, 2023
KKB - We're thrilled to hear that even in the midst of a medical emergency, our Swansea branch was able to come thru with a win for you! Sounds just like Maria.. she IS a real superhero! We're so glad her quick intuition was able to save the day for you. We can't wait to see you again and hopefully no medical emergencies next time. If you do see Dr. Dre, be sure to tell him we said hi and let him know that dollar for dollar his funds are fully insured when he Keeps it Local with Mechanics! 😉 See you soon!