Gramma's SausagesReviews of grammassausages.com

Super soft and greatly realistic: my new BRUH-wurst (cut) with 3D balls has an inner shaft and floating testes inside. The F3+ formula is wildly better than the standard silicone packers I’ve purchased elsewhere. It feels like real skin and is soft and comfortable in the pants. God forbid someone drop this packer in a field — people will think there’s a new Lorena Bobbitt on the loose. Additionally, the play underwear I bought from Gramma has the softest waistband and holds the packer perfectly in my pants and also keeps it from dropping to the ground when I pull my pants and the underwear down. They strike the perfect balance of keeping the packer snuggly near to me while also not shaking loose or irritating my skin. I’ve tried several other packing options and these underwear are the best. Gramma is a class act and communicates along the way and even puts a note in the box. I’m sold. Gramma is the only supplier of my packers. No one else I’ve seen is cooking up this kind of quality in the lab. I love being a part of Gramma’s family.

The wait it took to ship was 100% worth it for how amazing it looks, the silicone feels very realistic and it packs great.

I love my Vienna packer!! As a shorter person (5’3”), this one fits my body so well and doesn’t make me look ridiculous. I get so much euphoria from how I look with it on and I feels like me!! Additionally, Andrew is incredibly kind. My order was a basic Vienna in mid roast, however when I opened the box I saw two!!! Apparently mine was late to be shipped out so Andrew included a bonus Vienna that had a very minor defect. I will definitely order again in the future!!

First time ordering one of gramma’s.. definitely did not disappoint! Got the f3+ andoilette with no testies, light roast w/ paint. Shipped about 9 weeks after order date but was well worth the wait! Very soft material, percect amount of squish for what i was looking for - i think adding testies would add to realistic feel but i prefer a soft sack! Inner core is subtle but definitely noticeable and gives a very affirming feel when wearing/using/handling the guy. It seems to match body temperature so well which helps to feel like its really connected to me. Packs wonderfully and looks so natural in underwear. Perfect for the gym as my previous go-to packer (stp) was far too firm for physical activities and locker room changing. I was concerned about the amount of buldge i would get (5’4”, 140#) but it is just right. Bought mine with a tab and probably should have opted to have it removed but that can always be trimmed later. Overall - i love this guy and i’ve only had it for like a day and a half. Definitely can tell this is not going to be my last sausage from gramma! :+)

from the moment i got the packer, i could already tell how much care went into every step. my vienna basic plus (with added realistic paint job) has literally been my daily packer for the last week and a half. the paint job is splendid and the texture and size of the packer itself makes it easy to use for any situation/clothing. i used to use a little handmade packer i made out of a spare shoulder pad from my friend's blazer-- my god this is a step up, it was worth every cent. thank u gramma <3

The craftspeople at Gramma's Sausages made my first purchase very memorable! They really go out of their way to make sure that they not only satisfy but, exceed customer expectations! I'll likely purchase another item from them again.

Wow !! Amazingly realistic and comfortable. I just got my Bratwurst sausage from Gramma today and it was totally worth the wait!! I have never had a STP or packer this comfortable and that had such a realistic feel. The color is spot on and the vein and wrinkle detail are top notch. Gramma definitely knows her sausage! Thanks Gramma 😁

Absolutely fantastic products and customer service. Thank you so much