Gramma's SausagesReviews of grammassausages.com

So impressed with these! My basic Chupa Chaps have become my go-to packer, they’re light and comfortable and stay in place so well. I’ve been looking for a smaller, uncut option for a while, and these are by far my favorites now! The single-pour basic is so soft and feels great, and is just ridiculously comfortable while still fitting into my limited budget. I also picked up a discounted Kolby F3+ with moveable testes, and wow! Definitely the most realistic thing I’ve felt, and very comfortable too. I love that Gramma offers the basic and pre-made/discounted options, and my Kolby has definitely convinced me to spring for made-to-order in the future (now, to decide what I want next…) Thanks for the euphoria, Gramma!

I ordered the Lil Smokey Basic packer to see if I liked the size and feel before I get the Lil Smokey STP. Order shipped pretty fast, and I love the size and feel of this packer. The quality of this packer for the price is amazing. A great starter packer. I’ve had a few packers and Gramma puts in so much thought into this product. I just ordered the Lil Smokey STP with the Spouti. I’m super excited to try it out! Another review coming soon!

Just got my beanie weanie single pour and I am ecstatic, the quality is amazing and it brings me so much euphoria!! Thank you gramma and the team for making amazing products for the trans community:)

I am very satisfied with my sausage! It is exactly as on the website, or maybe even a little better. It is a really good website, good information, and fantastic humor! There is nothing negative to say about the service - good service! I also think the price is good, or maybe even cheap. And I think it is a huge plus that the sausages can also be sent to other countries! These are some good sausages, and there are many to choose from. You are almost bombarded with "thank you" when you order, and I just want to take this opportunity to say, no THANK YOU! It is you who make a difference for us!

received my sausage today, and it's already my absolute favourite. if you want a packer with a realistic look *and* texture, do yourself a favour and get one of Gramma's F3+ sausages. on top of that, the owner is super nice, communicative, helpful, and chill - he made a new subtype of one of the existing packers for a couple of people including myself, and it's so awesome to ask a question and get the immediate feedback of "hey, you're actually not the first to ask for that, and you know what, maybe I'll take this as my sign to finally do it" - and then he does it. the exact thing you asked for. and it turns out amazing. sure, Gramma can't make any old alteration for every single person, but this is very nice for a change compared to [looking at some other, far bigger, far older packer companies] dozens of people asking for something for actual years and when a change is finally made it's often underwhelming. especially considering that, afaik, the owner runs the whole business on his own. hats off, honestly. if you've been considering getting a sausage from Gramma - do it, you won't regret it.

The color, texture, feel and look of the prosthesis is fantastic. My only issue is the tab could be wider and possibly thinner. Also would be nice to have option of ordering different diameter of hole on backside.

Just received my order of 2 sausages. 1-Pack and 1-play, of course. Typically don’t leave reviews but I couldn’t contain myself. I’ve bought units from all of these companies over 10 years. Most you can make do with yet nothing encompassed all my wants/needs but gramma, you nailed it! ** excellent customer service. email any question and they will happily work with you to answer all of your questions. ** shipping came just as advertised. I knew it would take a couple of months because this is a hand painted prosthetic, those take time and I’m sure there is a long list of orders he is filling. Well worth the wait. **packer - beautiful paint job, I can’t believe it really matches my skin tone, unlike any other company that I’ve dealt with. The movement of the packer is very natural and has a little bounce to it on its own. very helpful that he has videos on Instagram and the website which show all of the movement and specs of the product. Very lightweight and texture is perfect. **the play - I got the currywurst . It’s a big boy, and not for everyone but it was spot on in design. Would love to see more upward leaning pack/play products as I feel this is more of the natural design. Easier to wear as it should be worn up/to side and not down. I haven’t even used this one yet and I think I’m gonna buy another one lol. The details in veins are fantastic. Very very well done. It’s a bit heavy, but that is expected for most play sausages definitely no complaints just an FYI. Again, I’ve spent thousands and thousands of dollars on trying products from different companies over 10 years. It usually is always something that they miss the mark on. Color is off, or feels unnatural. I can’t say that for these products, very happy with my purchase. This guy better be around for a long time because I don’t know what I’m gonna do if he stops making these! Not to mention the price, very, very reasonable in comparison to the other brands!

THE definition of euphoria I got drisheen and liverwurst and they look even better in person!! The life-cast packers are a whole new level of realism combined with the tri-densty formula, I'm so happy with them, the euphoria is unmatched. I highly recommend!