Tim
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⭐☆☆☆☆ Dezerland has everything: arcade games, go-karts, bowling, attractions, and apparently a hot dog capable of changing the course of your entire weekend. Everything was going great until I made the fateful decision to buy a hot dog. A few hours later, I was launched into a survival challenge that made the arcade games seem easy. My stomach started making sounds that I can only describe as a boss battle soundtrack. The attractions were fun, but nothing at Dezerland moved as fast as I did toward the bathroom that night. I came looking for entertainment. I found it, just not in the way I expected.